The Superbowl of Life…the Oscars

by: Mindy Scheier

As my tush looses feeling from sitting in the same spot since 6:00 pm sharp, I marvel at the yearly celebration of all that makes me whole...THE OSCARS. Of course I still feel that I should be on the Red Carpet and not Ryan Seacrest, but that’s another subject. So let's have some fun and do our own Fashion Police project!

Here are my best and worst dress picks: (Joan and Melissa, eat your heart out!)

Wings Up!!!

Sandy B is stunning in her iridescent gold gown. Her
make-up and hair are PERFECTION. She is one of the few actors who is actually
so glamorous but doesn’t even know it.

Wings Up!

Nicole Ritchie has always stayed true to her elegant
bohemian style. She is a true trendsetter and fashionista. She always manages
to stay ahead of the curve. I would venture to guess that this sexy, backless
wonder will be a top seller!

Wings Down!

This is way too sophisticated and accentuates her less that stellar posture. Miley honey you are a young lass, dress that way!

Wings Down!

I know I may get slammed for this, but there is no way she is going to look at this picture and still have the same stylist tomorrow..JLo, you can do so much better! The proportions are off with all of the detail being on the same side..Get some balance baby!!!

Double Wings Up!!

(And my pick for BEST DRESS)

SJP just simply oozes fashion. She is the queen, the godmother and the matriarch of style. She is probably the only person on the planet who could make this dress zing the way it does. Bravo!

And the award for the all-around most fabulous diva….(drum roll)

Gabourey Sidibe embodies all that is good in life through her zest, passion and most-importantly, her self-esteem! Gabourey, you are the “money-shot”!